When Your Wife Or Girlfriend Finds Your Stash Of **** Mags.....Shes Ticked...Youre In The Doghouse.....And How To Repair The Situation In Most Cases

The world is now obsessed to the point of being ridiciculous over what size one is....what they weigh....do you go to a gym.....do you live on a diet....etc. etc. and most of all the main thing it causes is mean ,cruel people who no longer are capable of being nice to other people , have no compassion ,are viciously cruel to all they come near who arent crazed like they are. Hint....live like this above list if you wish...but keep it your secret...to yourself. And fyi....DONT look over there cause ..the 99 year old , 190 lb. woman over there eating the ice cream cone is laughing at you. Anyhow ...the mood is set. It doesnt matter if your woman looks like the women in **** mags , almost looks like them , or would never be asked to pose . All 3 of these groups of women SEE themselves as looking like they weigh 30 lb.s bigger than others see them , BECAUSE of society. She ...on some level....feels ugly...not perfect....DAILY. Worries often that she doesnt look like a teen ( Buy a clue here PLEASE....if you are ADULT...be an ADULT size and let the TEENS BE TEEN size......and teens arent supposed to be TODDLER size!!! .....I am not pushing for people to be shaped like a beachball just to use there brain .) Now that you men have seen in the womens insecure mindset...now picture what this society induced warped mind goes through when she opens the discovered **** mag and what those women look like.......its DEFINITELY NOT how she thinks SHE looks.....her mind says...THIS is what he REALLY prefers....NOT me...he must think that I look TERRIBLE ......at this moment she wants to crawl in the closet and NEVER come out EVER!!! She may now wish she owned a tent to wear... shes CRUSHED !! Her guy who always acts like he loves how she looks...REALLY SECRETLY wishes she looked like these women.....who probably never had kids. But she may not know that most men just love looking at assorted females ....diferent types...NOT just ONE Barbie Doll type only. But shes CRUSHED....she wont believe if you explain that to her when your stash is found.....Its really best not to ever say it.....because it will only sound like youre attempting to get yourself out of trouble. .....OK.....heres the best way.....let things calm....maybe a few months. So the event has faded some...and dont do this ALL the TIME.....CONSTANTLY.....she ll see it as weierd and suspicious.. When you two are out somewhere...and theres a not very attractive woman....but shes in a dress , you could say...Doesnt she have GORGEOUS legs!......or a REALLY large woman ....with beautiful hair.....or an older woman ...point out her amazing eyes....now and then... throw in ...if you are both near a woman you might think your woman might feel uglier than....Shes ok looking...but YOUR butt looks WAAAY better than HERS does!!.....a sprinkle of this sort of thing wont be suspicious. And then ...she ll figure out all by herself......the **** wasnt what you preferred INSTEAD of her.....it was only what you looked at here and there....something different ,maybe its more the naughty or the pose......the women in there are only ONE type you actually look at.....AND realise guys sometimes notice parts......and might e more forgiving than women are to each other. And eventually...MIGHT....not say anything when if she finds your NEW hiding place , didnt get thrown out did it....or its replacements because SHE threw it out LOL. XXX