*gasp* Naked?????

I'm horrified!!! How can you all live with yourselves, performing such a coarse, deviant act??

 

I ONLY shower wearing the finest of ball gowns, custom-made for me by the best seamstresses in Milan. I don't think I've ever showered without having spent at LEAST an hour at the salon, getting my hair and makeup done. Manicure and pedicure too. I can't even imagine stepping under the spray without a tiara on my head and diamonds dripping from my ears, neck, and wrists. I'll bet most of you even remove your designer heels first. And *shudder* I wouldn't even dream of touching that bar of soap without my satin opera gloves on!!! Do you have any idea what that thing has touched? And you want to touch it with your bare hands??

 

The horror!! I'm absolutely appalled at the thought of your indecent displays of nudity!!! And in the shower?? Aren't you even the least bit ashamed of yourselves???? What's next? Hmm??? Swimming without your hoopskirt? Sunbathing in a bikini? Working out at the gym in booty shorts and a tank top? Lounging around the house in *shudder* sweats? You people disgust me!!!!

:P

KaBe22 KaBe22
18-21, F
3 Responses Mar 12, 2010

Lol I shower naked haha I'm so wild!

Hahaha this made me laugh :D

Just in case you were wondering....I'm joking about this :P