Did you know it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile? I know, because yesterday was in a bad mood, and I guess I must have frowned too much because this morning I woke up with a torn groin muscle. Weird.

jarodkintz jarodkintz
31-35, M
20 Responses Mar 20, 2008

LOL - Those are actually not the talents I wish to be famous for... I have so many much nicer ones!

Torment, intimidation ..... there's just no end to your talents my friend LOL

Who needs a lawyer? I'll just intimidate you myself if I have to ... :)

and I bet you will not say another word without your lawyer either? mmmm ... yea!

Torment anybody... me?!? Witnesses, I need witnesses!!!

Jheesh! I have one week flu and I come back to find you tormenting men again Lizzy22 - now what did I tell you about that? huh? Never do it without telling me first! Now look what you have done. I am rolling around on the floor laughing ... A heads up would have helped! <br />
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Now will someone please hand me dry underwear...

Yeah, BM - seems like we'll have to feel our way around this subject pretty carefully! Elwing, when you're done with that pumice stone, send it my way!! I seem to have a lot of dirty that needs scrubbing too...

Aw, damn. But... *Pouts* Boy on boy is so HAWT!<br />
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Again. Scrubbing the blush off my face. Methinks this time I'll use the pumice stone, get a bit of the dirty outta me 'ead too.

haha well, I might pop a viagra, but not with a rum and ****. haha

You can say that again, BrutMystik!<br />
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Wait... You already did. :D *Hugs*

groin rehab...a touchy subject.

groin rehab...a touchy subject.

*Nudges Lizzy* 'Ere. Slip this in his beer... No, wait. Better make it a shot of whiskey... No, no. Rum and coke. There. Yes. Slip this in his rum and coke, and I'll go find my handcuffs...<br />
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(I swear to Bob its WAY too late for this. I almost mistyped Coke twice... I highly doubt he drinks rum and c0ck...)

hehe... at this rate you'll have a whole pack of us girls lining up to be your doctor<br />
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*wondering how to get him to pop a pill, hmm*

haha good, glad I could make you wet.

Dood. Seriously. I'mma bustagut... And... Wet my pants if I don't excuse myself right now. This 'goyle ain't laughed so hard in I dunno how long!<br />
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*Dashes, as she said... Must take a wee break. Heh.*

haha I didn't say I needed it! I already walk arond with an erection some days that lasts for more than four hours, so as soon as I'd pop one pill, I might as well go to the doctor.

If that's what works for you!!<br />
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*shakes her head in sympathy muttering "shame, already in need in viagra and he's so young"...*

haha like Viagra?

That must've been some intense frowning going on. I recommend mood-enhancers - your groin muscles will thank you eventually!