The Meat People
It happened again today... a van comes into our little trailer park, and about 10 guys swarm out of it and descend upon our homes. The first time they got me. i didn't notice the van with huge steaks painted all over it. Now... i don't know how many of you have ever been in a mobile trailer home, but for those who have not had that distinct pleasure, It is small. I am fortunate to own one with tip-outs and a screened in porch... most are not. we have the perfect amount of space for myself and my young son... but not enough space for a large freezer. I explained all this to the impatient man trying to sell me large quantities of meat... but somehow it went over his head. i even showed him the crawlspace under the trailer... in an attempt to prove beyond all doubt that that amount of meat could not possibly find a home with me. i told him i have no problem with meat myself, and on occasion enjoy a nice thick juicy rare steak or hamburger. He was not a happy guy when he finally left... However, they still come around... and to save them some time, and myself some aggravation... i simply let him knock on the door as long as he wants to, while i write about him on here. ;)
SweeetKiester SweeetKiester
41-45, F
1 Response Aug 23, 2014

I used to have the bible thumpers come around several times a year. I answered the door nude a couple of times, I don't see them much anymore.

I've never had anyone selling steaks come by.

Lol.... yes, no doubt the "bible thumpers" would give you a wide berth.... The meat people tho... are relentless... ;)