I'm Not Asleep. I'm Just Listening To My Food!

I often suffer from insomnia, though it's been under control as of late.  However, there have been times when I have been up all night and, without any sleep, just gone out to breakfast.  Interestingly enough, I've never worried about falling asleep while driving, and am more worried about nodding off at the restaurant.  I think the idea of using a plate of eggs (sunny side up) as a pillow would be a tad bit embarassing.  Maybe I need to start ordering scrambled eggs.  At least, then, I wouldn't get any of the albumen crusted in my ear.
AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH
36-40, M
8 Responses Aug 13, 2010

That makes sense. I just started wearing Vans from college. Guess egg encrusted ear will be hip in about 9 more years.

What do they say about the retro look ?? It becomes popular again every decade or so.

Hmm...seems for the first time ever I was ahead of a fashion trend. In high school I used to wear "spagetti sauce on white shirt" proudly. It also gave me a convenient snack during those boring lectures. Twenty years later and the trend has come back around.

Well have you heard the latest fashion trend....egg yolk on white shirt...really all the rage now.... it will make an indelible fashion statement you can lay claim to for years to come.

All I remember is it escalated into a food fight and one of them stormed out in disgust. Or maybe that was my personal life.

I do believe you're right Aaaargh ... it's years since I've seen that movie ... time for another look I think.

Wasn't that a part of the kitchen scene in the movie 9 1/2 weeks? <br />
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I vaguely recall Mickey Rourke feeding Kim Basinger chocolate covered strawberries, and Basinger returning the favor by pouring ketchup on his head.

true ... but I find ketchup dripping off the end of your nose is also very embarrassing!! lol