The devoted lament of demotion.

Alas, alas. Alas, poor Pluto.
Once a mighty planet,
Now just cosmic proscuitto.
From dessert to after-dinner mint
Thanks to astronomer's judo.
Barycentric waltzes unpopular,
Eris had more mass than you do;
So your proud planetary status
Is now simply pseudo.
TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
31-35, M
4 Responses Jun 13, 2007

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehe.

Now that was poetry! lol. Shakespear eat your heart out!

Heehee... thanks for giving me a good chuckle with this story. I needed it, as I'm bored to tears at work!