Bad Sam, Bad!
I was in a really rotten mood when I went out with my family to Wal-Mart, so I was just walking around all gloomy with the dark cloud above my head, you know, sulking. For no reason, I might add. I must have been PMSing or something. Anyway, I was walking about the clothing sections, and then came across the socks and whatnot and saw black thigh high fishnet stockings, and I always thought they were pretty cool...so I took a pair and got some pairs of jeans and hid them when I went to the changing room. Completely ignored the "shoplifters will be proscuted" sign in the room, took them out of the package and put them on under my jeans. Hid the package in my jacket and walked out. Good thing I didn't get caught...heh. I still have those stockings...and to this day I have no idea why the hell I wanted them so bad anyway, I never wear them. Eh...that's really the only time I ever stole anything anyway. Unless you count the time I was really little and ate a caramel candy out of the container at the supermarket, lol. I don't think I'll ever steal again, it's not worth the risk at all really.