Need A Thinner Phone

In my lifelong quest for a buff bod’ and strong regular Cardio I have a semi-religious exercise schedule every night.  Steroids and sweat, just in case I forget.  10, count them, 10 push-ups, nose to the floorboards.  Last night I could barely get to 7.  They seem to be getting harder to do.

Then I realised I had my phone in my back pocket.

That was obviously it.  Took it out, put it on the edge of the bath. 

I’m definitely heavier than I used to be after 50 tobacco free days.  The extra ginger biscuits to get me going in the morning; this weird appetite thing I’ve noticed in my mid-regional thorax area.
CrookedMan CrookedMan
46-50
May 12, 2012