I Suck At Dating
Is Your Guy a Casanova?
Ladies, have you ever fallen in love with an average looking guy who doesn’t have a lot of money, but for some reason he has You? Can’t quite put your finger on what it is about this guy. To your surprise, you are not even the prettiest woman he’s had—his past is full of beautiful women. You ask yourself what is it about this guy…
Well you may just have a Casanova on your hands.
I have discovered that there are four types of lovers. First you have the GG (good guy). He’s such a sweetheart, trying to figure out what makes you happy in the bedroom or what takes you there. He’s affectionate and attentive for the most part. Too bad when it’s all said and done you’d give him a 7.5 rating—8 at the most. Good enough, maybe I’ll marry him.
Second there is the LS (lustful Spirit) this guy is a pantie freak. He obsesses about sex, loves **** but due to early *********** or ORB (a penis that only gets as hard as an ‘over ripe banana’) he usually has a problem satisfying a woman. Don’t get me wrong all men have good days, but for the most part this guy couldn’t hit a G-spot if it were a button on your navel.
Then you have the self-centered lover. This guy has the potential to be a great lover, if he’d get over himself. Sometimes he forgets that you are even involved in the act at hand. It’s all about his ******.
Last but definitely not least, you have the infamous Casanova. Now before I explain the qualifications of the Casanova I need to give you a little background knowledge about women and *******.
As most women and some savvy men know, there are a few ways to make a woman have an ******: The two main ways are clitoral and vaginal. From my own experience and experiences of friends I’ve asked (girl talk), unless through oral sex, a clitoral ****** is nothing like a vaginal. Don’t ever confuse the clitoral with the G-spot—two different things! The clitoral ****** being likened to a cherry bomb and the vaginal to dynamite—not all guys are dynamite lovers.
I hear that it’s also possible for her to experience an anal ******, but this is beyond my scope. And I can’t get my friends to talk about it.
Anyway, Mr. Casanova has a beautiful rock hard pen*'s, and he knows how to use it. The only time you’ll have a clitoral ****** is when that’s his intention. This guy is nasty when he wants to be (the good nasty) wink, affectionate, attentive but also knows how to make that connection needed to take you to “Scream in the pillow La- La Land”. Ladies, you know what I’m talking about.
Keep in mind there are some cons about Mr. Casanova—he has figured it out. They can be somewhat fickle and hard to hold onto. And sadly, like heroes, Casanova’s don’t show up often. So when you meet him you have two choices, ride the wave until it reaches shore or run with your heart still in tact.
Ladies, have you ever fallen in love with an average looking guy who doesn’t have a lot of money, but for some reason he has You? Can’t quite put your finger on what it is about this guy. To your surprise, you are not even the prettiest woman he’s had—his past is full of beautiful women. You ask yourself what is it about this guy…
Well you may just have a Casanova on your hands.
I have discovered that there are four types of lovers. First you have the GG (good guy). He’s such a sweetheart, trying to figure out what makes you happy in the bedroom or what takes you there. He’s affectionate and attentive for the most part. Too bad when it’s all said and done you’d give him a 7.5 rating—8 at the most. Good enough, maybe I’ll marry him.
Second there is the LS (lustful Spirit) this guy is a pantie freak. He obsesses about sex, loves **** but due to early *********** or ORB (a penis that only gets as hard as an ‘over ripe banana’) he usually has a problem satisfying a woman. Don’t get me wrong all men have good days, but for the most part this guy couldn’t hit a G-spot if it were a button on your navel.
Then you have the self-centered lover. This guy has the potential to be a great lover, if he’d get over himself. Sometimes he forgets that you are even involved in the act at hand. It’s all about his ******.
Last but definitely not least, you have the infamous Casanova. Now before I explain the qualifications of the Casanova I need to give you a little background knowledge about women and *******.
As most women and some savvy men know, there are a few ways to make a woman have an ******: The two main ways are clitoral and vaginal. From my own experience and experiences of friends I’ve asked (girl talk), unless through oral sex, a clitoral ****** is nothing like a vaginal. Don’t ever confuse the clitoral with the G-spot—two different things! The clitoral ****** being likened to a cherry bomb and the vaginal to dynamite—not all guys are dynamite lovers.
I hear that it’s also possible for her to experience an anal ******, but this is beyond my scope. And I can’t get my friends to talk about it.
Anyway, Mr. Casanova has a beautiful rock hard pen*'s, and he knows how to use it. The only time you’ll have a clitoral ****** is when that’s his intention. This guy is nasty when he wants to be (the good nasty) wink, affectionate, attentive but also knows how to make that connection needed to take you to “Scream in the pillow La- La Land”. Ladies, you know what I’m talking about.
Keep in mind there are some cons about Mr. Casanova—he has figured it out. They can be somewhat fickle and hard to hold onto. And sadly, like heroes, Casanova’s don’t show up often. So when you meet him you have two choices, ride the wave until it reaches shore or run with your heart still in tact.
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