I was sitting at my desk Ian was under it and sucking me off.

I was reflecting on how potent and important I am. I manipulate idiots while hiding inside my house and I have a dead end semi skilled job.

Our behaviour is completely normal I defy anyone to prove otherwise.

I have a magical ability where I can take a delusional fantasy that exists only inside a select number of peoples heads and turn it into reality.

How is that possible you might ask? Its because Im a weird child like person who is not in anyway aggressive and I have no understanding of what its like to be in a real conflict.

Where people fight each other and not just fight each other but people get fvcked up.

Instead I hide behind a facade of fantastic lies, cowardice and bullshite. I got called on my bullshite more than 3 and a half years ago and couldnt do anything to back it up because it is fantastic lies and bullshite.

Also Im a coward but that doesnt matter.

I have now well and truly wrecked myself over this shite....Wait Ian not so much teeth....anyway where was I?

Oh yes I have completely lost my mind and cant understand that he has known for years now because of the way we behave that we are a bunch of weird child like pvssys.

He poured paint on my friends car over three and a half years ago and no one did anything about it. Because we are completely out of our depth and just want to hide and behave like children.

He is just dumbfounded that I have done this to myself.

I blew my load in Ians mouth folded my hands behind my head. Kicked back in my chair and thought its good to be the king.

your pal
Rent Boy Richard.
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Aug 20, 2014