It Wasn't Even Close...

I pretty much thought I had it coming though, the evening of May 21st, when a low rumble made the floor of my apartment shake and vibrate...
But it seems that christian zealotism presented itself in the form of a microphone left plugged-in to my soundcard, making the 190watt woofer of my Logitech Z5500 system announce the end of days...
But I cast everything out with blasting Iron Maiden's "Number Of The Beast" through the Z5500's amp... Nothing like a good cleansing of the wires with some inspiring tunes ; )
Just to make sure though, I'll keep the mic unplugged until late October of this year...
jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump
56-60, M
7 Responses May 25, 2011

i know it wasn,t this guy is full of it. first he said it was going to happen in 1994 then may 21 11 now he says october 21 11 but every one know the the eastern calander is over on the cristin bible says they don,t really know what the day lots of liers are trying to get thire 15mins of fame.i herd on t,v it,s on dec 21 2011 at 11.11am pst.

I love it!

Awesome post Jimmy,! I personally had to cancel the May "end" I'm afraid I'll have to get busy and squash the October plans too. I can't allow it when the leaves are all pretty colors and the crisp Fall air smells like woodsmoke and apples! These folks have a lousy sense of timing don't they?<br />
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I think someone needs to tell them that the "Grand Council of Floozies" are now in control of EVERYTHING! :D

*sigh* sons of *******. great post, Jimmy. :0]

lolz.. ah holy hell.. thats funny.

Yep. October it is. Seems that besides being bad at predicting, Harold Camping is very bad at calculus too... Okay, so, being 89 and having beady eyes could also have a lot to do with it.

Cool story! Thehe