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I Take Breaks From Being Sophisticated

I Am Hiding...

By: ShakespeareSonnet116
Written on November 26th, 2012
Age: 31-35 , Female
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  • winstonwelles

    Winston is astonished. Winston has never met anyone who does that in real life. Winston is reminded of Remus from Boardwalk Empire, which if Sonnet hasn't seen she would adorey adoringtons.

    Nov 27, 2012
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  • laynemeyer

    Might pay money to hear you cuss like a sailor. You could use the cash to buy food.

    Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      That's a good business brain you've for there. :)

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • laynemeyer

      We all have our talents.

      Nov 26, 2012
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  • JenniferSometimes

    Amanda notices ink-nose girl staring. Amanda pouts. Amanda talks about her feelings.

    Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      Peza said slap her. I like it.

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • JenniferSometimes

      Yes! Think of the satisfaction.

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • JoeyPFoxx

      Peza likes to slap things. He spends far too much time alone.

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      Maybe he'd like some company. I have an Amanda going at a very competitive rate.

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • JoeyPFoxx

      Hmmm... I wonder if Amanda would help Peza with his slapping....

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      Who cares what Amanda wants?

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • JoeyPFoxx

      I wasn't worried about her. I was worried about Peza. lol

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      I don't think you need to worry. He's a big boy (I'm assuming). I'm sure he can slap with the best of them.

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • JoeyPFoxx

      no doubt. Most of us figured out how to slap when we were young...

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      Not you though, obviously. Or you wouldn't be concerned... Some people slap, others get slapped... I'm here if you need to talk it out. :)

      Nov 26, 2012
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  • JoeyPFoxx

    I HATE uptalkers.

    I don't think I'd like Amanda very much either.

    Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      I got rid of one girl who never shut up, & another arrives... The universe is a proper meanie.

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • JoeyPFoxx

      *attempts to spank the universe*

      *fails epicly*

      Nov 26, 2012
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  • Allergic

    What a sucky start to the day. Just go home. :)

    Nov 26, 2012
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  • Illiteratetroll

    I feel for you, really I do but that is hysterically funny though!

    Nov 26, 2012
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  • peza

    Slap Amanda in face.

    Nov 26, 2012
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  • EdieQuinnz

    ahhhh Mondays.............D:

    Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      Evil personified...

      I'm tempted to draw whiskers on my cheeks, &, y'know, just go with it. Lol!

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • goliathtree

      oooooooo........

      *wants to watch Sonnet twirl her mustachio!*

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • EdieQuinnz

      .lmao that should make for an interesting work day

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      Goliath - not a moustache silly. Like a kitten!

      Ediez - *purrs*

      Nov 26, 2012
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  • accomplice

    When faced with a day like that, rather than cursing, a proper sailor would throw off the bowlines before the sun again sets.

    Nov 26, 2012
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    • ShakespeareSonnet116

      .<<< is a proper sailer... Though not actually literally 'cause me no likey water all that much.

      Nov 26, 2012
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    • accomplice

      As a sailor, I can tell you that we likey being ON water, not necessarily IN it.

      I think Twain's metaphor didn't require water, though.

      Nov 26, 2012
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  • goliathtree

    Amanda doesn't care for cursing.

    Nov 26, 2012
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