Just A Quick Funny Story About My Bf On Mushrooms :)

My BF took mushrooms one night without telling me (this was way back before we had kids).
A few days before, he had gotten some from the same guy, and they ended up being really weak, so he decided that instead of sharing them with me, he's take the whole eighth by himself. 

Well, it turns out that these were ALOT stronger than the ones that he got before.

Suddenly, I hear him call out from the bathroom. I go in there, wondering what the heck is going on. He is stumbling around saying, "I need to pee!"
He couldn't figure out how to get his pants off!!
It was the funniest thing I've ever had to do.... I actually had to help him get his pants off, and walk him over to the toilet and help him pee!

Later, he told me that he was on mushrooms. This whole time I was figuring that he either smoked way too much, or had been drinking.

So... morale of the story:  Don't assume that the strength of one batch of ANYTHING is the same as the last one... you might just forget how to pee! ;) 
Starlatheimmortal Starlatheimmortal
22-25, F
2 Responses Jul 12, 2010

Haha! I think that's probably why he's steered away from them now :)

wow that is way too funny lol I bet it almost kicked his *** huh? lol not to mention thats what he gets for not sharring huh? maybe if you let him try to go pee by himself he will remember next time and then ahve to exsplain what happened lol