Chilvary Liveth Thru Bcj

He come to us EP Ladies with the uncommon characteristics of a knight in shining armor.  He uses his language of love to court the ladies of the court. 

I have an image of a brave knight fighting the crusades whilst his beautiful M'Lady is waiting.

Chivilary liveth thru the guitar man who woos and swoons.

 

DrewBerry DrewBerry
46-50, F
37 Responses Mar 23, 2009

Yea Des - it was fun reading the old comments.. <br />
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:)

a drink named after me??<br />
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I am honoured, I'm sure.<br />
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love<br />
b

I love his name<br />
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The Little ****.<br />
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soooo precious.<br />
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b

hahahaha<br />
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well done to him. oh my gosh. I thought that i had just met another drew persona - the psychopathic axe murderer.<br />
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hehehee<br />
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tell him that I say that his comment was brilliant.<br />
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love<br />
b

bcj M'Lord - M'Luv - this is a gem of a story thread indeed...<br />
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You know we made a drink up in your honor - called the PINK M'LADY..<br />
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Malibu Rum and Pink Grapefruit Juice / You're practically legendary around here.<br />
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~ Deep Lady Curtsy ~

OMG - I'M GONNA KILL MY SON.. HE WROTE THAT COMMENT ABOVE WHILST I COOKETH HIS MACARONI.. <br />
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THE LITTLE ****.

what?????<br />
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that is from left field for sure.

i eat babies

Lady drew<br />
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I just opened your profile in order to spy on your activities and found this story again, i read it and had a good giggle here and peels of laughter there.<br />
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thanks for the great fun.<br />
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love <br />
b

Dismounting my trusty steed to ... step out with thee and partake of the sweet smelling flowers in thy garden<br />
tho none sweeter than the rose i see before.... :O)

yes indeed it is deftone... i am a spelling / grammer offender..<br />
please do not report me to ep. or flag me as inapproprite.<br />
I will be good from now on. xxxx

its actually medevil

OH NOOO.. ROFLMAO...<BR><BR>~ clears throat. boggle eyes back in head ~ <BR><BR>Welcome sire salar1 - tis fairest indeed to make your aquaintance. me must say, your timing is impecable and you garnish a worthy sabar. <BR><BR>~ extends milady bow ~<BR><BR><BR>

Fairest hand maiden of the court of St James ... prey tell <br />
I yield my lance in thy honer ,

harem milady?<br />
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No, no. tis pagan.<br />
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princely prizes perhaps, or knightly nocturns, fitting for victorious returning warriors, methinks.<br />
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Lady datura<br />
you grasp of physics is truly gripping.<br />
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lady drew <br />
but for an ocean- this mid evil banter could be fruitful.<br />
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hehehe

my other ladies <br />
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child, TG, destry, dorothy, anna2, somebody, anybody assist me please.<br />
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Herr Wanya <br />
was ist los. Wo bist du. Die schone Damen, eish I am taking to many blows here.<br />
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b<br />
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OMG - the HAREM is revealed! <BR><BR>So many. Milady don't feel so special no more<BR><BR>~ puppy pout ~

Lady drew <br />
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please stay. no need for retreat. Rouge is a fitting colour for your cheeks.<br />
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It places you on a podium with the best and reddest sunsets.<br />
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A thing of beauty it is.

You are indeed a coy mistress, Drewberry. You caught the meaning exactly!

Tee Hee - Datura said 'GRASP'. Ha Ha.

Oh dear me. milady canst think about Freud (conscious.sub conscious.oral fixation.anal fixations. PENIS ENVY. and the such)they burnst us at the stake of fire and doom for such thoughts.

Very nice, Sir b!<br />
And were thee not pleased by my grasp of physics?<br />
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hehe

my other ladies <br />
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child, TG, destry, dorothy, anna2, somebody, anybody assist me please.<br />
<br />
Herr Wanya <br />
was ist los. Wo bist du. Die schone Damen, eish I am taking to many blows here.<br />
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b

~ blushes ~ backs up and covers reddened cheeks in sheer joyful embarrassment.<br />
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what to say? i am a milady afterall.<br />
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"Must go Sire. Learning math is wasted on the female brain." curtsy. swift retreat.<br />
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~ breathing tirelessly at the thought ~ what's a milady to do?

Ladies, excuse my lowly intellect, but I need to reverse.<br />
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Lady drew - i am still revelling in the "mid evil" ex<x>pression. tis a true Freudian Slip, if there ever was one. this, before and after his time.<br />
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lady datura - how's that for a little bit of psycho-babble. <br />
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hehehehe

Quite milady<br />
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See, math, an ancient art puts forth simple truths.<br />
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Example: two into one does not go. One into one goes perfectly, no remainder.

Oh now, let's see for the above list:<br />
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1.2 relative motion - (foreplay?)<br />
1.3.1 Force, (angular)momentum and energy 2 (I think fungirllmmm needs to comment on this one)<br />
1.5 Dynamics of masspoint collections 5 (same here)<br />
1.5.2 Collisions 6 (self explanatory)<br />
1.6 Dynamics of rigid bodies 6 (just saying)<br />
1.6.1 Moment of Inertia 6 (afterglow)<br />
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Me tinks this Milady is starting to get math better now.... <br />
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~ cupping chin in hand / deep thoughts ~

Pray tell milady<br />
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what did you find sooo interesting when you peeked.

milady drew<br><br />
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I much preferred the mid (as in bodily) evil.<br><br />
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heheeeeeeeeeee

Oh my Datura - You do have a keen eye Milady. I like the way you look at the world.<BR><BR>~ coy smile. another curtsy ~<BR><BR>Oh sire, thou doest present an interesting 'bag' of treasure. <BR><BR>~ Grabs Datura's hand. Both curtsy in awe of this great steed of manliness ~ for he is too great a man to be limited to just one Milady..

DAMNATION IT'S FREAKIN<BR><BR>MEDIEVAL not MID EVIL.... I feel like I'm soon to be swooned upon in a Mid Evil plot by the spelling and grammer nazis now.<BR><BR>SUCKS

Lady datura<br><br />
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YOU SPY. How could you???<br><br />
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But you forget the 2 most important in the equations of love<br><br />
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Fluid mechanics and<br><br />
Thermo(heat)dynamics<br><br />
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heheheeeee

Milady Drewberry...it was 1.6 to which I referred.

Woo Yoo -- WHO?<BR><BR>MrsWooYooHoo was thoust swooned too?

DAT - WTF? <BR><BR>Indeed... tis this true mi luv? <BR><BR>doest thou beest a lowly mathmatician with the facade of a true romantic?<BR><BR>~ wrenches hands in anguish ~ who to trust...

*looks discretely over shoulder*<BR><BR>Who, Moi?<BR><BR>Why no Sire.<BR><BR>* Curtsy's like a good Milady should *

Yes, but I know the way to his heart.....<br />
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1. Mechanics 2<br />
1.1 Point-kinetics in a fixed coordinate system 2<br />
1.1.1 Definitions 2<br />
1.1.2 Polar coordinates 2<br />
1.2 Relative motion 2<br />
1.3 Point-dynamics in a fixed coordinate system 2<br />
1.3.1 Force, (angular)momentum and energy 2<br />
1.3.2 Conservative force fields 3<br />
1.3.3 Gravitation 3<br />
1.3.4 Orbital equations 3<br />
Kepler's equations 4<br />
1.3.5 The virial theorem 4<br />
1.4 Point dynamics in a moving coordinate system 4<br />
1.4.1 Apparent forces 4<br />
1.4.2 Tensor notation 5<br />
1.5 Dynamics of masspoint collections 5<br />
1.5.1 The centre of mass 5<br />
1.5.2 Collisions 6<br />
1.6 Dynamics of rigid bodies 6<br />
1.6.1 Moment of Inertia 6<br />
1.6.2 Principal axes 6<br />
1.6.3 Time dependence 6<br />
1.7 Variational Calculus, Hamilton and Lagrange mechanics 7<br />
1.7.1 Variational Calculus 7<br />
1.7.2 Hamilton mechanics 7<br />
1.7.3 Motion around an equilibrium, linearization 7<br />
1.7.4 Phase space, Liouville's equation 8<br />
1.7.5 Generating functions

milady<br />
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are you a stalker?<br />
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b