I Reasoned With a Crowd of Steers

I was on a hike one day when I had to walk through a field of young bulls.  I walked slowly through the field, hoping not to attract too much attention to myself, but they soon saw me and made chase.  I did not run, knowing this would only make them worse, so carried on walking slowly.  They came closer and closer to me and closed around me.  They made a circle around me, so I had to stop walking altogether.  'Look here', I said to them, 'I'm a vegetarian and I don't eat beef.  Leave me alone'. With that they gradually wandered off one by one.

Tibicina Tibicina
41-45, F
1 Response Feb 24, 2009

wow thats wild one time years and years ago my crazy brother in law went and got a grown pitbull. he had a small child and i warned him not to but anyway it wouldnt let me come into the house and i had the all night shift at work.-but that was yrs. ago i had alot worse obstacles since then!!!