Sweet Lies

yes, your penis is big, if it was any bigger it would hurt me----------------------buwaaaaaaaaa


that was amazing (translate that was so f******* bad I don't even have an adjective to describe it)


yes, you are such a stud (translate-you are really a pathetic little boy--------are you really asking me that?)


yes you know what you are doing in the oral department (if you had just been to the dentist had a numb tongue after just suffering a stroke, maybe)

ballbreakerbiatch ballbreakerbiatch
31-35, F
14 Responses Feb 18, 2010

Would it surprise you to hear that exploring an intelligent woman's mind is every bit as exciting and rewarding as exploring her body?<br />
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And if you are offered both, to consider yourself very fortunate.

Thank you for thinking I am charming :]

Oh, you might be surprised concerning my attitude about women. <br />
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Some charming people to know, with a different outlook on the world that perhaps I can learn from.<br />
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Why do you think I asked to be your friend?

Yes, my exact thoughts--you should examine your views on women Lampwick---you are helping to give your "kind" a bad name<br />
Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves

Could just be self fulfilling prophecy, you know.

perfect._____i would expect nothing less

Convert you?<br />
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I just want to use you and toss you aside like all the rest.

Lampwick do not try your wiles upon me in your feeble attempt to convert me

" I'll even tell you that I love you, if you want me too.<br />
"Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous.............."

those comments arent all to the same man btw

Oh just shut up, spread your legs, and take it like a woman!

LOL! too funny!

Wow if someone irritates you so much you find someone else... you don't rant about them.

Wow, really funny. Keep it up<br />
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But<br />
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A new command I<br />
give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one<br />
another. By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one<br />
another. <br />
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— John 13:34-35 <br />
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wishing you ablessedday