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Excitement as worthless things made slightly cheaper

As the Christmas retail experience begins, a load of utter **** has become frenzy-inducing ‘bargains’ after fictitious prices unrelated to value were replaced with another, slightly lower, made-up figure.

ChainsawShopperPedrohedgegrow said: “I got a Hairyblender 9000 – a food blender covered in human hair – for £199, reduced from a theoretical value of £2000. These retailers must be ******* mad, or total idiots.

“And there’s 45% off a cushion shaped like a dog. That’s insane, I mean just the cost of the materials involved in making a dog-shaped cushion must be, well, very high,” said dogloverTigerlillywoofwoof.

BabyfacePezaPie said: “Despite being in loads of debt and at risk of losing my job, today my only concern is not missing out on a great bargain for a pet spa day.

Abbeyroadbeatlemania said ... “It’s a third off! A £100 saving! So it’s exactly the same as being paid £100, assuming I were to spend that money on a pet spa day.”

NurseEPArsinehratchett said: “Stampede on it, you bovine dimwits!
Trample each other to death in your ruthless quest for life-affirming crud!

“Sorry, I mean ‘bargains galore’!”

46-50, M
2 Responses Dec 4, 2012

Santa's Not Real?

That's what Rudolph said to me

Don't let Cadburys make you a Fat ******...... just say no !

ooo r yu calling a fatfooker ?