Mr. Binx And The HeatersHello Weekie,
I must wreck a surprise that the cats have been working on. ( day and night... Really! ) We HAVE to make a big deal out of this, so I want to warn you.
Binx and the girls have prepared a " WELCOME" that will bring you to tears. I have made the costumes and they look soooo precious in their tuxes. Dusty Springfield has been saying she's " grown up" ever since she was spayed, so I agreed that she could get a training bra.
As you walk in the door, I will say, " hit it" and the four (4!) of them will break into a barbershop version of a Neil Diamond medley. I am so proud of Mr. Binx! Bless him, he really nails his solo on " girl, you'll be a woman soon."
Hon, there is a part in their show that is..... well, it is, um...I will not lie... It is X-rated. Binx and Sister have a little something they want to do in " Cherry Cherry." It DOES go with the song, and I hate to censor their freedom of self ex
They will start " Song Sung Blue," ( EVERYBODY knows that) i will light their sparklers. They have really had to practice writing your name! And please just go ahead and clap, even if it looks more like "Leakender" than Weekender.
It was to end with Veronica and Dusty doing the splits. That hasn't gone well at ALL! Veronica is 157 in cat years and Dusty won't give up her diapers. I hear her on EP in the wee hours, I fear she has found new " friends."
By default, the splits part will be performed by me while Sister does her best hello in growl. If needed will you please help me up? And if I'm severely hurt, I can go to the cat hospital with Dusty.
We are all anticipating your arrival! We, infact, think you are the cat's pajamas! Oxoxoxo.... Can't wait!