Here Kitty Kitty Kitty . . .
I was living in my own apartment at the time. I just got out of the shower. I am in a towel with another towel wrapped around my hair and head. This week having my period I took a pad out from under the sink . . . unwrapped it . . . pulling off the sticky wrap and placed it on the top of the sink. At this point my cats wanted in . . . so I opened the door for them . . . bent over and patted them and all their furry cuteness. Love my babies. I stand up to finish what I was doing . . . put on my underware . . . and now reaching for the pad . . . that was no longer there . . . what the ? ? ? . . . I searched the floor . . . the toilet top . . . the counter . . . what the hell ? . . . I went into the bedroom to check atop the bureau from where I got my underware . . . nothing . . . I even checked in the drawer . . . nope . . . back to the bathroom . . . nada . . . now I know I took out a pad . . . cause I checked the trash and sure enough . . . there was the wrapper . . . so back into the bedroom I went . . . checked the top of the nightstand . . . bed . . . floor . . . nope . . . nothing . . . now I am absolutely perplexed and completely frustrated . . . standing there in front of my bureau butt naked with my hands on both hips looking rather pissed for all its worth when I look into the mirror of the bureau . . . and low and behold . . . there is the pad . . . stuck to the towel on top of my head. Apparently when I bent over to pat the kitties in the bathroom . . . that's when it happened. . . . Ahhh yesss . . . another day in the life that is me. . . . . 8D