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Here Kitty Kitty Kitty . . .

I was living in my own apartment at the time. I just got out of the shower. I am in a towel with another towel wrapped around my hair and head. This week having my period I took a pad out from under the sink . . . unwrapped it . . . pulling off the sticky wrap and placed it on the top of the sink. At this point my cats wanted in . . . so I opened the door for them . . . bent over and patted them and all their furry cuteness. Love my babies. I stand up to finish what I was doing . . . put on my underware . . . and now reaching for the pad . . . that was no longer there . . . what the ? ? ? . . . I searched the floor . . . the toilet top . . . the counter . . . what the hell ? . . . I went into the bedroom to check atop the bureau from where I got my underware . . . nothing . . . I even checked in the drawer . . . nope . . . back to the bathroom . . . nada . . . now I know I took out a pad . . . cause I checked the trash and sure enough . . . there was the wrapper . . . so back into the bedroom I went . . . checked the top of the nightstand . . . bed . . . floor . . . nope . . . nothing . . . now I am absolutely perplexed and completely frustrated . . . standing there in front of my bureau butt naked with my hands on both hips looking rather pissed for all its worth when I look into the mirror of the bureau . . . and low and behold . . . there is the pad . . . stuck to the towel on top of my head. Apparently when I bent over to pat the kitties in the bathroom . . . that's when it happened. . . . Ahhh yesss . . . another day in the life that is me. . . . . 8D
maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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at least you were the only person to see it. Nobody came to your door at that moment..

I am simply stunned that no one had . . . why fate did not complete this perfectly hillarious moment I will never know . . . LOL . . . thank you for taking the time to read and comment . . . 8D

Comedy Central....sending you this resume of a suitable candidate....

hahaha . . . this really should be a skit on comedy central . . .it's just tooo freakin funny . . . thank you my friend for taking the time to read and comment . . . you are always appreciated . . . 8D

All right, at least you got an excuse, going through your period. But what are we men to say, when something similar happens to us with bathroom accessories?

hahaha . . . I think they should laugh and tell the story . . . life is hillarious sometimes . . . ya just gotta go with it and enjoy the ride . . . 8D

This is so funny. Thanks for sharing this personal story.

thank you . . . glad it gave you a tickle . . . personal yes . . . but too darn funny to keep to myself . . . LOL . . . 8D

Exactly the kind of mishaps I do, although I've not done precisely this mishap!

This is a riot!! I can so relate to it too.... I don't use pads and after reading this I know why!! :D I'd end up with one stuck to my elbow running thru the grocery store!! :O

hahaha . . . amen sister . . . I knew I had to find it or with my luck I would get company at that time and the cat would be running around the apartment with a pad stuck to it . . . lol . . . talk about stupid my friends would say . . . wrong pussie . . . LOL . . . oh dear lord . . . life is funny . . . 8D

"wrong pussie" that just totally cracked me up!! It not even 4:00 in the morning yet!!This is totally my first official giggle fit for today!! :D Life IS funny, that's for sure!!

Well better stuck to the towel then in your hair. LOL :-D

I guess I count myself lucky noone came to the door at this time . . . with this thing stuck to my head . . . hahahaha . . . 8D

I was thinking the same thing! The towel wrapped around your body would fall off, but that stinking pad would still be stuck to the towel on your head!

hahaha . . . yup . . . that would be me . . . LOL . . . the movie "There's Something About Mary" . . . has nothing on me . . . 8D

LOL

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