I was out with the boys (babysitting lol) I went to smoke a cigg ...its an outdoor event in Minnesota . A woman ,very drunk and 34 (her birthday) came up took my beer out of my hand (MGD ) asks me to help her finish her bud light lol... then says "please don't let me bite your breast , lays her head on my boob which time i said " please don't!" She sits up says "aww you are a sweet lady and off she goes " The only thing the boys had to say was "Damn you find them no matter where you go " Laughing hysterically

redheadsrule redheadsrule
36-40, F
4 Responses Mar 2, 2010

Well *sigh* not long ago :)

Like when you rub a balloon in your hair

Static electricity ?