Slammed Palin But Good!!!!!

This weekend Sarah Palin visited Orlando, the home of Rep. Alan Grayson (D, FL-08).

Naturally, she took the opportunity to criticize Grayson.

Grayson, of course, responded:


In response to Palin's attack on Rep Grayson, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand large enough to fit Grayson's entire name on it. He thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida.

Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really had mastered Palin's imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush. 

When asked to comment about what effect Palin's criticism might have, Grayson pointed out, "As the Knave's horse says in Alice in Wonderland, 'dogs will believe anything.'" 

"I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them," Grayson added.

SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
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12 Responses Mar 16, 2010

LMAO....And we all know sarcasm goes right over Sarah's head....sssshhhhh, she'll think it's a compliment. fascinate us Sarah...sorta like watching historic buildings being demolitioned and fatal car accidents occur.<br />
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Keep up the good work!

Oh ho ho, Penguin. You knew I meant the other Michelle!

Michelle Bachmann is going back to the planet she came from

Ohhh, that would be quite a ticket. But what about Michelle?

Grayson/kuicinich 2016

ah man, that was truly epic.

When she travels, her town back in Alaska losses its idiot.

That was brilliant! I am definitely stealing all of those lines!<br />
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Again....brilliant!<br />
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I love this guy.

Snap....ouch! Yeah for Grayson. <br />
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Grayson is actually an incredibly smart guy with an impressive command of history. I love how he often makes reference to my favorite Greek and Roman philosophers. <br />
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Can we inject some of Grayson's blood on Obama and the rest of the Democrats? Maybe more of them would grow a spine.

step aside andy borowitz

Hahahahahahahahahahaah lol Nice!

Well done, Alan Grayson! It sounds like he would be better at stand up comedy than Palin, too.