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I Think Angela Landsbury Is Cute

I'd Do Her!!

By: celerystalk3000
Written on April 27th, 2009

 Murder she wrote??? Oh no... she is such a killer, people were just dying to get into her pants.

mmm mmmm! I loves me some Angela!

By: celerystalk3000
Age: 36-40
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  • UnoriginalForumID
    UnoriginalForumID

    "If it's not wide-stickin' you're better off lickin'."

    Angela Lansbury, ca. 1966

    Apr 30, 2009
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    OHHHH!! Yeah! Angela loves her a kinky bedknob. Those broomsticks, while of good length, just don't seem to have the girth she prefers.

    Apr 30, 2009
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Mmm...and you thought bedknobs and broomsticks was all innocent fun. Not so my friends. It was all about the kinky sex sessions! Seriously, you should see the director's cut! It's no wonder they were always trying to distract the kids...

    Apr 30, 2009
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  • UnoriginalForumID
    UnoriginalForumID

    hahaha

    Apr 29, 2009
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    ohhh... I thought it was called, "Overweight Police Captain I blew... away".

    Apr 29, 2009
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  • UnoriginalForumID
    UnoriginalForumID

    Then the third in the line of series, "Overweight Police Captain I Divorced"

    Apr 28, 2009
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    Yes, that was in the sequel to "Murder She Wrote". It was called " Detective She Swallowed".

    Apr 28, 2009
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  • UnoriginalForumID
    UnoriginalForumID

    haha. Angela LANSBURY swallows. She wrote about it, too.

    Apr 28, 2009
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    Did you swallow? Angela would.

    Apr 28, 2009
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  • dasmuggler
    dasmuggler

    I just threw up in my mouth after reading this

    Apr 27, 2009
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    I spelled her name wrong??? Crap! How is it spelled?

    Apr 27, 2009
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Yes... yes you are...

    Apr 27, 2009
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Ooh, she is hotty hot hot! I would grab me a pinch of that interfering old biddy any day of the week!!

    Apr 27, 2009
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  • UnoriginalForumID
    UnoriginalForumID

    .... but only because you misspelled her name.

    Apr 27, 2009
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  • UnoriginalForumID
    UnoriginalForumID

    I've never respected you less.

    Apr 27, 2009
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