The Bible Is Nothing More Than An Allegory For The Life Of The Sun

Christians have just failed to realize this. Paul did not mean anything he wrote. He did not even know the historical Jesus. So he made sh!t up!
Very neatly hidden allegory of the life of the sun.
Jesus = the Sun
12 apostles = 12 zodiac signs
Born of a virgin = Constellation Virgo appearing to 'give birth' to the sun on Dec. 25 (as the constellation appears shortly before and above the sunrise)
Stars at birth = Sirius and the Orion belt, aka the three kings, pointing towards sunrise on Dec. 25
Crucifixion = Winter solstice, sun 'dying' for three days (Dec. 21 to Dec. 24), then moving one degree North (relatively) on Dec. 25
Water into wine = Sun creating rain, ripening the grape on the vine and fermenting the grape juice
Only begotten son = The sun in the ancient world represented an unseen creator's only gift to mankind
Calming the seas = When the Sun has fewer sunspots, it gives off less energy, less energy makes its way to Earth, and our
planet cools down.
Walking on water = Sun rays reflecting upon the waters' surface.
Worship on SUNday
Praying towards the East, the sun rises from the East
Praying during sunrise
The Sun is the “Carpenter” who builds his daily “houses” of 12 two-hour divisions (12 zodiac houses).
Begins ministry at age 30 = The Sun enters into each zodiac sign at 30 degrees
Baptized = standing at the gate of Aquarius
The sun is hottest and at the highest point at 12, and begins its 'father's work'
The sun is the lion at the constellation "Leo" at the hottest time of the year, the throne of the lord.
Recall that the 12 followers of Jesus represent the 12 zodiac signs, one of the zodiac signs is Scorpio.
Shortly before the constellation Virgo, which symbolizes the rebirth of the sun, the sun is given the 'kiss of death' by constellation Scorpio, which causes the sun to start its 'fall' or autumn. Judas = Scorpio (own zodiac sign betrays). When the sun falls to its lowest point, it stays there fore three days (Dec. 21 to 24) then on the 25th it moves one degree to the North. The Sun will eventually pass over the Northern hemisphere, causing the spring equinox.
"Savior of mankind, light of the world, comes on clouds, every eye shall see, wears a crown of thorns [sunrings]"

Now I know you guys won't believe me without sources (Since I'm the perv't Pope), so why don't you have a look? :)

What you see is the eye of Horus with the light of the Sun on it, an Egyptian pyramid with 13 layers (one sun and 12 zodiac signs, personification of the Sun in ancient Egypt, Horus and his 12 disciples), and roman numerals at the bottom that read 1776, the year the Illuminati was founded.
At the top it reads Annuit cœptis which means undertaking approved, referring to the establishment of Christianity, to unite the masses under a new world order. At the bottom it just reads "New World Order".

The other side of the seal looks like so:

Notice there are 13 stars appearing to be on a Sun, enclosed with clouds, with a latin phrase 'e pluribus unum' (one out of many), in this case, Jesus, who was one out many other "sons of God" (Mithras, Horus, Krishna, etc)..
There are also 13 leaves and 13 peas, as well as thirteen of those spiky arrows (which represent the sun rays btw). Damn, so sneaky. Also, there's 33 wings, a reference to the 33rd degree Masons.
If you notice, Malachi 4:2 says - "the sun of righteousness will rise with healing in its wings. And you will go out and leap like calves released from the stall." The calf itself is important symbolism I'll talk about later. The Sun of righteousness with wings is of course a reference to the VERY old 'Winged sun disk' or 'Winged sun of Thebes', which predates Christianity by more than a thousand years..

Oh, was Jesus the one and only? You be the judge:
As you know, the 12 apostles are just the 12 zodiac signs. Knowing people found out about Christian sun worship, they changed their bible, that Jesus had 13, not 12 apostles. Let the truth be known!
Wait.. first let me show you why it is relevant:

Mithras with 12 apostles, 600 years before Christ

The sun with 12 zodiac signs, ancient Egyptian time.

Jesus and the 12 zodiac signs

Oh and btw, the cross is derived directly from this

Now onto the verses!

Matthew 10:2-4 - "2 These are the names of the twelve apostles: first, Simon (who is called Peter) and his brother Andrew; James son of Zebedee, and his brother John; 3 Philip and Bartholomew; Thomas and Matthew the tax collector; James son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus; 4 Simon the Zealot and Judas Iscariot, who betrayed him."

Mark 3:16-19 - "16 These are the twelve he appointed: Simon (to whom he gave the name Peter), 17 James son of Zebedee and his brother John (to them he gave the name Boanerges, which means “sons of thunder”), 18 Andrew, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James son of Alphaeus, Thaddaeus, Simon the Zealot 19 and Judas Iscariot, who betrayed him."

Luke 6:13-16 - "13 When morning came, he called his disciples to him and chose twelve of them, whom he also designated apostles: 14 Simon (whom he named Peter), his brother Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, 15 Matthew, Thomas, James son of Alphaeus, Simon who was called the Zealot, 16 Judas son of James, and Judas Iscariot, who became a traitor."

John 1:35-50 (sorry, Google this one on your own, don't wanna inflate the article and lose my stuff again)

Acts 1:13 - "13 When they arrived, they went upstairs to the room where they were staying. Those present were Peter, John, James and Andrew; Philip and Thomas, Bartholomew and Matthew; James son of Alphaeus and Simon the Zealot, and Judas son of James."

"Take all the heads of the peopleand hang them up before the Lord against the sun.” -- Numbers 25:4
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you think that the jews who thought themselves crucified Jesus to end his message, will leave his message in peace? Zzzzz wake up! What would killing Jesus the man do to them if his followers were right believers?! They actually corrupted the bible and modified it according to their plan on the earth! According to some readings Pauls was just a jew who wormed himself into the apostles and reformed the bible according to a variety of agyptian and hindu beliefs exactly as the pope says!
If you love keeping an a comfy slumber that eradicates your feeling of responsibility, it doesnt mean that THE TRUTH IS ERADICATED! Perverted pope is right! On doomsday you'll be asked of why you didnt at least put it into consideration and seek the truth and follow it! is a big big big responsibility you have to carry on! Never miss it as a chance for correction and stoppping the corruption undergoing this whole planet! Damn you illuminati! Illuminati of false power of the weak lucifer who is spoiling the mankind through you and through you and other similar devils he gets his power!!!

There are so many holes in this I would not even know where to begin but Jesus was not born on Dec 25,Jesus is God's son not a sun!The apostle Paul was introduced to Jesus by Jesus himself on the road to Damascus in Acts chapter 9.Jesus only had 12 apostles.Jesus was baptized in the Jordan river.I have no idea where you got your translation of Malachi 4:1 but I can't find a Bible that reads that way at Malachi 4:1.
One thing people fail to consider when reading the 4 gospels is it told from different perspectives like Luke was a physician and doctors are more detailed because of their work and the others were simple fishermen so their point of view will not tell as much detail etc.Christians do not follow zodiac signs,those are considered pagan and would not be acceptable to Jesus nor God.
Anyway non of this has nothing to do w/Christianity but anyway you did put a lot in to it.

Did you just use the bible to try to prove me wrong? sorry dude...

sorry Malachi 4:2 for Malachi 4:1. Fixed

Yea well fix the rest of it like claiming Jesus was born on Dec 25,he wasn't.Jesus only had 12 disciples,and the Bible teaches nothing about zodiac signs.Those have nothing to do with Christianity.
"Only begotten son = The sun in the ancient world represented an unseen creator's only gift to mankind",God gave many gift to mankind but the one most important is Jesus own life.You seem obsessed with the sun and the Bible hardly ever mentions the sun but the Bible is about Jesus and his relationship with God.
Nothing in this thing has anything to do with Jesus nor God.True worship has nothing to do with the sun and Christians were never taught worship the sun but to God himself.That holds true today.

Then why call it CHRISTmas? Why change the name from "Sol Invictus"? Why are you in denial? The bible is full of passages about sun worship.

"Take all the heads of the people
and hang them up before the Lord
against the sun.” -- Numbers 25:4

Nowhere in the Bible is their a celebration by Christians in Dec,not in denial it just doesn't exist.You made all thus up and it doesn't have anything to do with Christianity.There is no sun worship by Christians in the Bible.The Numbers verse you quote has nothing to do with Christians,it was given to the nation of Israel back when it was written.Dude you are in denial that any of this has anything to do w/Christianity.

Then why do they call it CHRISTmas? Because Constantine hijacked pagan holidays.

It doesn't matter what it is called Jesus was not born on Dec 25 which is the basis for much of this.Jesus was resurrected on the third day but not in Dec when your so called three days the sun is at it's lowest,it was in early spring which is not Dec21-24

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