Clouded Judgement

I've been laughing at my own (and others) farts for as long as I can remember. So much so that I've gotten into fits of giggling and I can't stop. Sometimes it's embarrassing.

Several years ago a friend of mine and I were at a restaurant about to order lunch. He knows how much I love farts and decided to have some fun with me. The waitress came over to take our order and I start giving her mine when this quiet fart sound comes from under our table. I start giggling. The waitress didn't hear it so she has no idea what's going on. The sound comes out again and by now I'm in hysterics. My buddy's laughing because I'm laughing. The waitress even starts laughing  wondering what was so funny. About 10  minutes later we got our orders placed but it took a supreme effort.

My friend eventually showed me that he had been dragging his shoe across the vinyl bench seats in such a manner that it created a pretty good fart sound. Man I laughed so hard.


cracklewalk cracklewalk
46-50, M
1 Response Mar 5, 2010

I sometimes laugh at farting too, hearing the sounds of my & other people's loud farts! I don't like the smell obviously! I always get a kick out of the loud noisy farts the most, the big bangers! Sometimes I'd fart in public & blame my friend who was a loud farter, when I was in the company of both of our friends, it was halarious! I don't like the sound of bubbly farts at all though!