No One Here Is Really Ugly
Let me tell you of a truly ugly child.
I was taking the train when a drunk came in the car. There was a woman sitting very close to me with the ugliest looking child I ever saw. The drunk sat down and stared at the child.
Finally he started, "that is the ugliest kid I ever saw. That kid is really ugly. I bet he scares you when you have to look at him." The drunk went on and on insulting the woman.
Finally a conductor came by to see the crying woman there.
"What'swrong," he asked.
"That man has insulted me and talked to me in a terrible way. He keeps on and won't stop."
"I'll fix that," the conductor said, as he drug the drunk away. In a moment he cane back.
"Ma,am, I am sorry about that. I called ahead and your train fare will be refunded."
The woman said that was nice and smiled at the conductor.
The conductor said, "Is there anything else I can do. I can bring you something to drink or eat. What about if I bring some bananas for your monkey?"