It's unfair that......
1. It's so much easier for straight people to find partners
2. everybody has a leg to stand on and forreigners have nothing
3. chocolate goes out of date
4. some people can afford to be spoilt brats
5. I won't get payed because I'm ill
6. all the good things get countered by bad things
7. women have to have smear tests and all that crap but men don't
8. bad things happen to good people
9. crime pays
10. I have terrible Hearing AND sight....