YOU Never Know What a Child Will Say Next

Kids Say 
The Darndest Things!


Image Michael came home from school today, (Thursday, April 30th) and said, "Mom, there's no school tomorrow cause there's no date on the calendar.  

Caleb Peterson is being potty trained.  The other day, Terri saw that his pants were wet and said, "Caleb, why are your pants wet?"  Caleb said, "they cried".



When we lived in California, Kelly was about four years old.  Her and Steve were outside playing when a car peeled out and laid rubber on the road.  Kelly came running into the house and said, "Mama, a car slipped, the back wheels didn't turn and a squeak came." 








One night when I got home from work, Michael was at my house and he had a cut on his finger.  As soon as I walked in, he came running to me to show me his cut.  He said, "last night, Mommy put "Neopolitan" on my cut."  I said, "she put what on your cut" and he said "she put Neopolitan on it."  I said, "Michael, do you know what Neopolitan is?"  He said, "no," so I took him to the refrigerator and took out a carton of Neopolitan Ice Cream and asked him what that said.  He said, "Neopolitan" and smiled.  I said, "your Mommy put Neosporin on your cut, not Neopolitan." 






Nick was afraid of the dark.  One night, Linda told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.  Nick turned to Linda and said, "Grandma, I don't want to go out there, it's dark.  Linda smiled reassuringly at Nick and said, "you don't have to be afraid of the dark.  Jesus is out there.  He'll look after you and protect you."  Nick looked at his Grandma real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"  "Yes, I'm sure.  He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him.  Nick thought about that for a minute and then went to the backdoor and cracked it a little.  Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus, if you're out there, could you please hand me the broom?"      

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7 Responses May 10, 2009

lmaoooo omg wow

When my son was about four, I was in the bathroom and he walked in on me. He watched me standing there for a moment, then said, (and this is true), "Daddy, you can use mine."

Thank you both for taking the time to visit my family craziness lol

That was hilarious!

Lol the last one is just so cute xD

lol I know my family has some very creative comedians.

That last one is just too funny. LOL