YOU Never Know What a Child Will Say Next
The Darndest Things!
ThESE ARE STORIES OF ALL THE KIDS IN MY FAMILY.
Michael came home from school today, (Thursday, April 30th) and said, "Mom, there's no school tomorrow cause there's no date on the calendar.
Caleb Peterson is being potty trained. The other day, Terri saw that his pants were wet and said, "Caleb, why are your pants wet?" Caleb said, "they cried".
When we lived in California, Kelly was about four years old. Her and Steve were outside playing when a car peeled out and laid rubber on the road. Kelly came running into the house and said, "Mama, a car slipped, the back wheels didn't turn and a squeak came."
One night when I got home from work, Michael was at my house and he had a cut on his finger. As soon as I walked in, he came running to me to show me his cut. He said, "last night, Mommy put "Neopolitan" on my cut." I said, "she put what on your cut" and he said "she put Neopolitan on it." I said, "Michael, do you know what Neopolitan is?" He said, "no," so I took him to the refrigerator and took out a carton of Neopolitan Ice Cream and asked him what that said. He said, "Neopolitan" and smiled. I said, "your Mommy put Neosporin on your cut, not Neopolitan."
Nick was afraid of the dark. One night, Linda told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. Nick turned to Linda and said, "Grandma, I don't want to go out there, it's dark. Linda smiled reassuringly at Nick and said, "you don't have to be afraid of the dark. Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you." Nick looked at his Grandma real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?" "Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him. Nick thought about that for a minute and then went to the backdoor and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus, if you're out there, could you please hand me the broom?"