For Bush

  Go smugly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in stonewalling.
As far as possible, leave no chance of surrender
and be on superior terms to all other persons.
Speak your truthiness loudly and garbled;
and never listen to others,
especially not the wise and the well-informed;
they can all just go to hell. 

Seek out loud and aggressive persons,
For they are a vexation to your critics.
Constantly compare yourself with others,
so that you can remain vain and bitter;
for you always MUST be assured there are lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements, even if they only consist of catching large perch,
as well as your plans, even if they go to ****.

Keep covering the tracks of your own failed and calamitous career;
because if anyone ever clues in to your incompetence, your fortunes will change .
Abandon caution in your business and political affairs;
for the world is full of trickery, however, no one is better at this than you.
But let this not blind you to what use in virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of suckers. 

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign intelligence.
Always be cynical about war;
for in the face of all your  effeminite sensitivity
it is as eternal as blood. 

Take blindly the counsel of the years,
grasping desperately at the things of youth.
Nurture the strength of your oil assets to cushion you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings; they are for wealkings.
Many fears are born of care and thoughtfulness, which is beyond your kin.
In your weekly discipline session,
tell her to be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the Bizarro Universe,
no more brains than God gave a rock;

you have no business being what you are.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is crumbling around you as it should. 

Therefore be at war with the Enemy,
whatever you conceive him to be,
and use those labors and aspirations
to justify warrantless surveillance on your nation. 

With all its Hannities, Drudges, and Fox Networks,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be oblivious to the pain you have caused.
Strive to be happy.

c8lorraine c8lorraine
4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

It isn't mine....lifted it from google....not sure who wrote it, but I too enjoyed it. I think the Americans on EP get a special giggle !

I fully agree with our dear friend wiseowl.You should get an award.I loved it and learned from it.Its realy food for thought for me this early morning.Have a blessed day.

With grave apologies to the author of the original "Desiderata"

You should get an award for this..I LOVED IT. I read this more then once and savored every line.