Just Saying...(part One)


 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you
     with experience.                     

 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. 

 3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
     you hear them speak.                                                      
 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 

 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 

 7.  Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a 
      fruit salad.

 8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to
     to tell you why it isn't. 
 9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 

10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On
      my desk I have a work station...

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. 

12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says,
      'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.' 

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
      with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 

15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful
      man is usually another woman.                                          
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory. 

17. You do not need a parachute to sky-dive. You only need a parachute to
      sky-dive twice.        

18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 

19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they
       get away.      

20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.  

22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 

23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a 
       garage makes you a car.


26. A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind.


     (to be continued in the near future, but please 

feel free to add to it with your own)


pookiem pookiem
56-60, F
5 Responses Nov 21, 2011

The last one is so true, every person I have known who has a clean and extremely tidy desk has turned out to be strange.

WOW so fun so true xD

You all are quiet welcome.

Just awesome... :D

Loved it ;D