Think Quick

     A man, speeding down the freeway one night, notices a cop pull onto the freeway with his lights flashing. "Maybe I can out run him," he thinks to himself, as he mashes the gas peddle to the floor.  80,  85 , 90,  95. As the needle nears the 100 mph mark he gives up and pulls over to the side. A stern faced cop leans into the car window and says, "Look, it's late, my shift is almost over and I want to go home. If you can give me a good excuse as to why you were trying to outrun me, I'll let you off."
      The man looks him in the eye and says, "Last night my wife ran off with a cop and I thought you were trying to bring her back."
pookiem pookiem
56-60, F
Dec 28, 2011