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Some Amazing "facts" ....



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


A pig's ****** lasts 30 minutes.

(O.M.G.!!!)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . WTF...?)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still can't believe that pig ....quality over quantity.)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.) 


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

 

AllAboutLaffs AllAboutLaffs 66-70, M 8 Responses Jun 18, 2012

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A thirty min ******? ... Both sexes? ... Like jus lying there quivering? Well. No snuggle and cuddle after sex, eh? ;)

Delightful! thanx

i dunno what was more entertaining, the facts or your commentary :)

*grins at you*

This was TOTALLY the BEST thing ever to read with my first cup of coffee....Now I have a whole new "Life goal" to *** like a real PIG!! Can a Rhino jump? I gotta go check that out! AWESOME post Laffs!! ♥

It's good to have objectives in life, sie .... LOL ..... good question about the rhino ..... hippos too ....

Hippos CAN jump... when they are under water they move fast and are really graceful and coordinated!!

GAWD!!! .... I love EP!!! .... you can learn about all sorts of stuff !!! .... I guess the jury is still out on the Rhinos, huh ???

I KNOW...I've learned more in here in a year and a half then I did in 4 years of college....maybe it's cause I pay more attention!! :D I need to dig deeper into the rhinos jumping skills!! It's been a hectic day but I will get there...I gotta know now!! ;P

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Honey im home...WTF...? :D needed a good laugh

Yup !!! ... be mindful of who you hook up with .... LOL

Very interesting ... though I totally did not need to know about the blood. (Sorry, very weak stomach!)

I know ... it's kind of a gross factoid ....

It's my worst fear to ever witness anything like it, heh. *shudders*

30 minutes...damn

I know ... right !!!

Ok, you completely interrupted what I was just doing, and I am lmao at this post with tears in my eyes! 'What about that pig do the dolphins know about the pig?' This is HAHlarious!

Happy to be a distraction .... LMAO

This is a freakin' trip! Btw ur avie is too :) oh and that was not somethin' to be distracted from for long ;)

*heh heh*

Stop distractin' me!!! Lol!

pssssst ... ya busy ??

Now is all this called whisperin' in the library or passin' notes in class?

*grins*

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