All In A Mentally Disordered Day!
I have Dissociative Identity Disorder, or as they used to call it, Multiple Personality Disorder. I have 31 splits, that makes us 32 people in one head. You can imagine the cramped feeling for everyone. Sometimes these trapped, cramped up feelings can incited some of us to do some of the darndest things, Like the time, I was heading to work I had about a 35 minute drive to get there. I was about 5 minutes from work, when I closed my eyes and opened them and I was at home lying on the couch, watching TV with a great big bowl in my hands that had in it chips, cookies and HoHos, not just one either, but 3 Hohos. My 13 yr old girl and 16 year old boy, kept giving me side-glances and laughing. I got up, put the bowl on the table and said, "Ok, what's up?" My girl says, "You should go wash your face", and they both bursted out laughing. My hands went up to my face and I didn't feel anything strange, so I ran to the bathroom with my two kids trailing after me laughing. It wasn't my face at all. It was my hair. OMG!!! My HAIR!!! Now, I'm a natural red-head with a freckled face and fair. My hair was pitch black with electric blue highlights. I was shocked. Apparently, When I was 5 minutes from work, my 17 year old girl self comes out and drove straight to the salon, where we got out hair done, had a pedicure, stopped on the way home and bought a hugs load of junk food, went home and plopped on the couch, where she watched tv all day till the kids got home from school. Then she pops back inside, thrusting me back out into the unknown, leaving me to deal with the aftermath. Funny, right? This is just one, in many, of my days as a Multiple.