A Western Tale

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.  She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,so she decided to place and ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job.  One man was gay and the other man was a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy. She thought it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked and the ranch was doing very well. "You should go into town and kick up your heels," the rancher's widow told him one Saturday. The hired hand readily agreed and went into town that Saturday night. However, 1:00 am came and he didn't return. 2:00 am and still the hired hand was not home. He returned around 2:30 am and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He took off her socks.

"Now take off my skirt." He took off her skirt.

"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.

"Now, she said, "Take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and then off.

Then she looked at him and said...." Don't you ever wear my clothes to town again!!!"

Gotcha!!
 

mtvlm mtvlm
41-45, M
3 Responses Oct 5, 2009

I've heard that one before, but it still made me giggle. Thank you

LOL

OK! You got me, that was cute.