When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander Pushky (CP) and his evil cohorts Glorp and Klaatu (the robot).
CP –- “DM, stay out of this argument between evil minds. It was episode 63.”
ST – “No it was episode 46. Aw hell, who cares. My whiskey reserves are getting very low, I need an emergency transfusion.”
CP – “Klaatu, go get the Jack Daniels gallon jug at once!”
Glorp – “Commander Pushky, should I get the emergency enema transfusion kit?”
CK and MM simultaneously – “GROSS!”
CP – “Okay men get to it, we need to save Sergeant Tim so we can get these EP superheroes implanted with our chips! BTW Sergeant Tim, I though you had implanted Saratoga Girl (SG) with a chip already!”
ST – “Aw ****, I don’t remember nothing without my Jack Daniels. Get me some JD soon or my wires are going to short circuit.”
As all the commotion was going about them DM turned to CK and MM and gestures to their huge boobs which were really radioactive glow lights that had been implanted years before to look like silicone.
DM – “Okay, its time to unleash your boobs to save our ***. Nude guy does not seem to coming back with reinforcements as of now!”
CK and MM simultaneously – “GROSS!”
DM –- “Come on now, I did not see any problems you had letting hang out and soak up the sun on the French Riviera!”
MM – “How do you know the Nude guy is not coming to save our ***?”
DM – “The penis GPS system that was implanted is not registering on my nipple radar screen, see look!”
CK – “GROSS!”
DM – “Please, please, this is our chance and I promise not to look. ;-p”
With that, CK and MM looked and each other and they clapped their hands for they had the clapper bra unfasteners built into their black and pink jumpsuits. Immediately their tops cam off and so did their bottoms exposing the chastity belts with porcupine quills that they were wearing. They had forgotten that they had also installed bottom clapper unfasteners. So now their radioactive boobs began to glow and emit high pitched noises which caught the attention of the enemy which was busy getting the Jack Daniels in order to resuscitate ST. In fact ST was already on all fours and the enema tube was in place and they were waiting for Klaatu to come back with the JD to fill the hot water bottle and hook it up to the tube for instant relief to ST.
However the glow form the radiation caused the enemy camp to shut their eyes for the glow was way too strong. DM however, betting on just temporary blindness took a peek at the weapons of mass destruction by his side. If it had not been for the extremely high pitch being emitted, then DM would have had to change his name to DW (daswoody). So out ran the three of them looking for a way to get back to EP HQ.
Fortunately for our EP superheroes, Rondat (R) and BillySpizza,(BS) who are truck drivers, were going by at that moment. They pulled their rigs to the side of the road and picked them up to take them back to EP HQ, even though the commercial loads they had on board were going in the opposite direction. DM climbed in with R while CK and MM were with BS.
After a long journey to HP HQ, they arrived and were greeted by other EP members and the EP Team. The order of business was to turn off the radioactive boobs first and stop the high screaming pitch. They carted BS off to the hospital to deal with his temporary deafness from the high pitched screams.
Luckily the EP Team showed everyone that it was easy to disarm the large boobs of CK and MM by a coded nipple sequence of pinches. They showed DM so that in future situations while battling the aliens under CP’s command he could help CK and MM turn off their boobs so as to not waste so much ammunition and to save BS from the high pitched noise! DM wanted to try the arming and disarming too many times for CK and MM so they left him and headed back to the wardrobe room where they had two more of the skin tight jump suits left for them with the clapper unfasteners for both the tops (including bras) and bottoms. So they got poured into these suits only this time MM wore black and CK wore bright candy apple red.
Meanwhile, back at the CP command post the departure of EP Superheroes allowed the evil doers to go back to being their nasty selves after a few minutes. Unfortunately for ST, Klaatu, being a most nervous robot, had drank much of the needed Jack Daniels but what was left was administered to ST via the enema already set up by Glorp. ST would not let them remove the contraption until the last drop of JD has been had.
It was at this time while this effort was under way when Nude guy flew in once again.
NV – “ST, it looks like you are getting an IV!”
ST – “Aw **** NV, do you ever put any clothes on. I see you naked everywhere. Hold on, what have you done to your self?”
NV – “So it is working huh? I have been taking Enzyte and SinRex male enhancement pills and look at my male enhancement now. I tripled my length and width!” *huge **** eating grin on his face*
ST – “Well yeah your unit is bigger, but look at you two hanging balls, they have grown too and are now dragging on the ground!”
NV, looks down when he hears this because since his unit had been so successfully enhanced, he had never looked beyond the unit and now he saw what the big problem was now, a large sagging body that would create additional drag when he took off to fly and would slow his speed considerably. With that in mind he leapt forward to fly back to EP HQ. In his lift off, his now really sagging ball sac swung around and smacked CP on the side of the head and sent him tumbling!
NV – “Oops!”
CP – “We will not quit, we are going to capture your kind and we will chip them and transport them back to our evil HQ for our benefit.” *waving his fist vehemently at the flying away nude and his trailing ball sac*.
As soon as NV flew out of sight, ST got up and immediately sprung a leak from his Jack Daniels rectal injection. Fortunately for him, Glorp had a butt plug which was able to use on ST to stop the leakage and keep ST’s strength from totally dissipating.
CP – “ST, now you have been found out and you will not be able to work on our behalf to help us win this war!”
ST – “Worry not, those EP geeks are really weak, they write and they fart and they send gestures, they are ill equipped to deal without aggressive tactics to take over the earth.”
CP – “Yes, but I am afraid that our Jack Daniels reserves are gone and we are low on all our other friends and allies such as Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam, Captain Morgan, Old Grandad, and Kahlua. We do have lots of milk though!”
ST – “Milk, milk!!! Milk is for babies, I don’t want any stinkin milk, come on we need to get together in the war room to determine our next steps and identify sources that can get us our power sources.”
CP – “Well you are quite right, at least our friend Dom Perrignon is there waiting for us to celebrate our victory, we may have to use him up before then too.”
While this conversation was going on, NV was flying back to EP HQ hoping that he would not hit too many treetops with his trailing ball sac and in the meantime calling in all his nude friends to come out to support the EP Team. He called mewold, botable, Ohnudeone, IndyJoe, Indynudist and many more. His only concern was how to harness their nudity in the most effective fashion. While thinking about it, it came to him in an epiphany, there were would be two nude teams NudeS and NudeH, the S team would the smoothie team and the H would be the hairy team
In the meantime, CK and MM were yelling the battle cry for everyone to hear at EP HQ;
CK and MM – “GROSS; GROSS; GROSS; GROSS; GROSS.”
This is a shortened version for they sounded their battle cry for at least twenty minutes. In the meantime, DM reached out to two other members, one which he did not know had a chip already implanted, SG, and FL (Floydian). The problem he encountered is that they were busy bickering over jokes and would not give him the time of day at the moment.
As this was all coming to a head the EP Team and DM and CK and MM and SG and FL (still trading insult jokes) gathered in the EP HQ war room and they were lined up in a triangle formation before taking seats. That is when Nude guy (NV) landed and he came to a sudden stop, but his ball sac swung forward like a bowling ball and rolled a strike with the EP Team. It was as they were getting up that the members of NudeS and NudeH entered and they all gathered around the war room table to decide how to carry on the fight with the Evil CP team and his butt plug sidekick ST!
To be continued…….
Would the NudeS and NudeH team be able to coexist side by side?
Would SG and FL stop bickering and cooperate?
Would the jumpsuits with the hidden chastity belts hide the large radioactive boobs of CK and MM or was the secret out forever?
Will ST butt plug keep him from leaking to death?
Will CP, now that he has been weakened and has lost his internal EP Team weapon be able to put together a winning strategy?
What will Nude guy be able to do about the sagging ball sac that now was a hindrance?
How would the chip in SG be activated or deactivated by whomever gets to her first?
What other EP fans will join the fray to save us from this evil alien empire?
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