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Because Sometime You Just Need To Laugh

My dear EP friends,

I could explain, a whole bunch, but there are no words really ...  just laughter. So much laughter.


Oh, Internet
By: Hanna Hart

(Ooh Internet)
(Ooh Internet)

Oh this constant refresh, well they say it's the death of us, baby
But I like what you do and the way that you change on the daily
When I walk down the street, only strangers I meet
But I can shake loneliness in just a tweet

I don't want to lose you
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
Keep me on your feed
I synch to you pretty much constantly

(Ooh Internet)
(Ooh Internet)

Every now and then, I go and check on the mail
Cause when there are physical letters, consistency fails
Oh these bills everyday
Lest they be autopay
Are easy to ignore, anyway

I don't want to lose you
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
You're the only love that's true
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
I'd make out with your face
Later tonight, let's meet in cyberspace

Oh but I can't get by unless there's wifi
Is this a drug that I need
There is no other way
I am at home all day
So that my torrents can seed
You just don't get it
Cause you're not on Reddit
And if you want me to go out
Just make sure that there's

I don't want to lose you
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
Boo boo be boo boo-boop
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
I wrote you this song
And if you like it then you all can sing along

P.S. - If you laughed at this, go google: My Drunk Kitchen.
P.P.S - If not: I still have no words.
Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 19, 2013

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I have watched much my drunk kitchen on ep, it is...interesting remembering my first hungover cooking. A cheese grater has never been so loud before or since.


I can "feel" your pain, I've been there myself. What is it about alcohol that makes us want cheesy goodness so much?

Lol. I was 15 or 16 and my dad or maybe his now ex wife decided lasagna was for supper, I still make a wicked lasagna 7 cheeses generally, lots of beef and 3-4 layers. But damn did I hurt that day :(

Poor boy. Though the lasagna sounds yummy!

Oh it is... :) one of the few things I keep eating after I'm full, last time I made it with moose meat. Damn that was good

Really? With Moose meat?

Yeah, got some ground moose from the sister's fiancé had it, figured I'd use it

Cool. I've eaten elk, bison, tons of deer but not moose meat.

Some of it is good, some is crap. Had some awesome t bones out of that and then a friggin disgusting other cut. Can't remember what kind of steak it was

My husbands boss goes huntin, this how we've had the other types of meat.

I figured with where your from you maybe had to go hunting to feed yourself growing up. I mean you get one chinook a year there and call it a season

*sticks out tongue at you*

Lol. Just because I point out the obvious no reason to get angry about it Alberta chinook is the same length as Manitoba summer

It's a good thing I'm not originally from Manitoba and was only a transplant!

So your a transplant that got transplanted?

Born in Edmonton. Have lived in Germany, Ontario, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and then Calgary for the last 8ish years.

Well ok, Germany sounds ok as my grandparents were from there and Alberta is good. Well Edmonton at least has hockey team but not much else so I guess you at least have a few reasons to appreciate where you are now. I mean after the provinces east of you you gotta love Alberta a little more

Absolutely! Plus I kinda REALLY love Calgary and don't know if I could live without my chinooks now!

How's the weather there? Sitting in Palm Springs right now and it's about 5 Celsius here now

The weather had been great ... And now we are in a sudden cold dip and it's snowing. Grrr! Though a Chinook is on the way for the end of the week, so I'm trying not to grumble too much. Even if I want to smack you currently for bragging about the weather where you are!

Sweet!!! Fresh snow when I get home and a chinook :D I left on Friday well it was still warm but windy and drive threw a blizzard in Nevada. It was warmer this afternoon a few hours south of here

Well drive safely on the way home. I'm heading to bed, it's been a long day.

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Lol this made me laugh anyway. I guess il stay on the internet and crack open another beer .


Glad it made you laugh. Pass a beer on over!

Pint of carling on the way to you


Goten my heart broken 3 times today, lost connection. *sigh*. lol

But yeah, funny song :)


Maybe she's just upset with you ... did you not upgrade her router?

hmm, think she got offended that I rebooted her?. As for upgrades its her wires and techno shtuff. Her decision!, lol.

I'm laughing too much, I can't reply properly.

first of all,am I rating your story,or the video?I guess I have to say the video in this case,and it is funny.The lyrics alone were cute,but accompanied with the video,it was even better,but hands down,my favorite part was the young singer licking her laptop.That was the cat's pajamas.;) Thanks for the referall.:)

Re. rating: Either/or, if it made you laugh then it has served it's purpose well. You should go watch some of her other videos. Thanks for reading/watching. *hugs*