Mitt Romney. Could anybody be more clueless? 47 percent of Americans are hopeless wastrels, says he. That's why we want to get our hands on all your off shore accounts, Mitt. We want to tax them so that we can lie around all day and do nothing but eat Cheetoes and laugh at you. Ahahahahaha! At YOU, Willard Mitt Romney. Quick! Fire somebody so you can feel better.