"too Intelligent For Full-time Work" What The!?!?The othe day I asked my boss why I was not offered one of the full-time positions that recently became available, his answer: "You are intelligent and learn quickly, it's astonishing that any task we give you you complete with ease and perfection and you do all of it with a smile on your face" My jaw dropped WTF!?!?!?!?! It's coz I'm a girl, right? Or maybe coz I feign happiness or talk too much? Not because I'm smarterer ;) than the guys they hired to fill the positions.
Seriously is anyone hiring?
If you need a Dumbass Bouncer I'm your girl, I promise you won't regret hiring me, I'll make mistakes and I'll come to work with a snide attitude, oh did I mention that I only use half my brain.