I Think My X Is Dumber Than Yours

X-Box Story #5

By: BobFrost

Written on March 24th, 2011

One year, a terrible ice storm hit the city my son lives in. His mother called, frantic (she always does), and asked if I would send money so my son can have some winter clothes for the ice storm. He didn't have boots or a winter coat that us "Northerners" have..You know, the London Fog, heavy insulated bad boys that stay in our closets and take up half the room of the whole damn closet?! LOL

I asked her what he needed exactly and she just said "Just send me about $500 cash, and I'll shop here for him"

I was a little leery of this so I questioned her more about the storm and realized that the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" played on HBO the night before and my ex status on facebook made references to what the movie was about...Hmmmmmm?

I checked the weather on TWC and saw it was 50 degrees, with a chance of rain in her area...

I called my ex back and asked her to ask Dennis Quaid for the money because my thermometer showed her city in the middle of Fall! LMAO!!!

She hung up on me and her "Day After Tomorrow" staus on Facebook disappeared...lol

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Age: 36-40 , Male

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20 responses

BobFrost

lol

Mar 25, 2011
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bluie19

LMAO...

Mar 25, 2011
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BobFrost

I think I will start my own blog about it LOL..

I do have two ex's LOL...I've just been writing about the one..LOL

Mar 25, 2011
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smooches

Man, if only they had a stupid award....

Mar 24, 2011
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bluie19

LMAO, btw i was wondering why don't you start '' I love x-box series'' group for all of us LOL.. Please enjoy your dinner :)

Mar 24, 2011
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BobFrost

I wrote a lot today...need to eat something because I lose my appetite writing these stories LMAO..

Mar 24, 2011
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bluie19

Can't wait, for the next one, hehe..

Mar 24, 2011
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BobFrost

I still have plenty of stories..LOL

Mar 24, 2011
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bluie19

LOL..

Mar 24, 2011
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BobFrost

LMAO Thank you...It's 14 years in the making LOL

Mar 24, 2011
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Lucidblue

Your x-box stories are awesome! It's sad that they are true stories! Great entertainment to read though!

Mar 24, 2011
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BobFrost

I got some more stories Odium! Hope you like them! LOL

Mar 24, 2011
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OdiumIncantatum

I'm loving this..... =)

Mar 24, 2011
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BobFrost

Wait till you read about her counciling sessions...

I also posted number 7 lol..

I have so many stupid ex stories LOL

Mar 24, 2011
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bluie19

Yippee X-Box series back again, im going slow though have to read the 6th one too.. Anyway about 5th, doesn't she have any sense really? I think she needs a doctor ( sorry but its my honest opinion).. Getting money in the name of your own kid is really very unethical, i'd like to know does she really have money issues?

Mar 24, 2011
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BobFrost

I think she is consideed that in this universe LMAO!

Mar 24, 2011
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ashe57

i think in some states she may be considered certifiable...lol

Mar 24, 2011
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moonwalker2011

Hahahahahahaha, u r really funny guy, i guess i couldn't do in that way you did it to your ex. Man we have to learn from you. Kopf hoch

Mar 24, 2011
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cats2eyes

You should put these into a book.... "X-Box Stories - Beyond Reality & Back" .... teehee.

Mar 24, 2011
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BobFrost

True Story! LOL

Mar 24, 2011
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