I Think My X Is Dumber Than Yours
I was visiting my son at his grandma's a couple of summers ago and we were talking about cars. My son is a race car driver and I'm not a racing fan, so I thought it'd be cool to have my 12 year old explain the whole concept to me..
His mother barges through the front door, after work, and yells for her mother and begins to tell her that because she's been on antibiotics, her birth control pills won't work. My son looked at me like he'd seen a ghost and as his mother walked up the stairs she muttered:
"I sure as **** don't want another ******* kid..the one I got is a pain in the a...."
She reached the top of the stairs and saw me and my son at the kitchen table. Her mother walked into the kitchen, shaking her head yelling that it's not appropriate talk around a 12 year old..My ex's face turned red and she tried to walk towards my son..but he just walked away and went to play..get this..his X-Box..lol..
DUH!!!!
I'm vomiting again...