Distorted Perception

It seems alot of EP members suffer from a case of distorted perception so I am here to clear things up. Men: just because you look down and think you see the eighth wonder of the modern world doesn't mean the rest of us should be visually assaulted by your garter snake trying to creep around everyone's bushes. Women: just because your husband or SO doesn't look at you the way a dog looks at a piece of meat, doesn't mean that you should indulge your 'Flashdance' or 'Striptease' fantasies upon an unsuspecting male population. You want to make mass groups complaining about the shortcomings of men? Why not acknowledge your own eh???