Sigh... It's True

I may have to dedicate myself to seeing if I can convince this goddess to allow me to worship her in the way she deserves.... kisses from head to toe... no spot ignored...

I am sure that no man could offer her the time I could!

 

SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
2011 Responses Mar 24, 2009

When your Goddess places you before her soul, I am sure you will use the time wisely and all your dreams will contribute to her approval of you. Yours is a soul that needs be cherished. I like your writing. Hug's

hmmmmmmmm<br />
<br />
an interesting question!

Heh Sg ...... Thanks enjoyed the race ...... whats next ?<br />
you know the boys are waiting .... ;O)

heh heh heh... ;-)

I'm happy for all three of you! Enjoy!<br />
<br />
;P

Only a Goddess should ever be touching a Goddess...D

No one on EP is a better friend that you, librakitty!

I'm glad it ended so harmoniously. :)

I haven't even touched the one on my second hard drive

BUT BUT <br />
I HAVE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
MANY MORE JOKES TO GO

it's not." Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since.

"NO,

HELLO<br />
<br />
Mewold and I declare our undying love for pixie<br />
<br />
AND for each other<br />
<br />
and propose a polygamous marriage to her.... he, I and her.<br />
<br />
and the contest is obviously a tie and a GOOD tie because it brought us three together<br />
This war is officially over.

He said,

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.

you need a 1/4 horsepower."

"Lady,

"Lady,

He shook his head and said,

a 1/2 horsepower.

and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time

I thought for a minute,

that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener.

The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was

We had to have the garage door repaired.

POINT PROVEN

Type your comment here...

IDIOT SIGHTING:

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

THAT GOTTA HURT

Number 6 could bring a number of remarks.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an ******.

OMG!!!!

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

I HOPE SARA AND PIXIE DON'T LIVE IN ANY OF THESE STATES

Go ahead, I am counting!

BUT THESE ARE SO FUNNY

Go no further, I have been a bad girl! (but enjoyed it)

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

1.Oral sex is illegal in 18 states,including Arizona.

ARE YOU GUILTY OF BREAKING THE LAW?

NEXT

See, even the little girl knew girls are made better.

yes<br />
SHe<br />
is

isn't he ?'

'God's getting better at it,

she observed,

Feeling their respective faces again,

'God made you just a little while ago.'

he said,

honey,'

indeed,

'Yes,

did God make me too?'

'Grandpa,

she paused,

'Oh,'

OBVIOUSLY

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

'God made me a long time ago.'

I am a work in progress, be patient!

he answered,

sweetheart,'

'Yes,

TO KEEP HIS MIND ON HIS WORK

did God make you?'

What would be the subject of the photograph:)

'Grandpa,

RIGHT

THE JOKES I'M POSTING

Finally she spoke up,

this is so freaking funny!!!!!

then his again.

She was alternately stroking her own cheek,

and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.

she would take her eyes off the book

I THINK THAT COULD BE WORKED OUT

From time to time,

well after speed reading all of the comments on the story i've decided that i would like to help out but only if i can be the photographer

as he read her a bedtime story.

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap

HI

This is the best one.

We are gradually getting there!

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