Protest.

ey ey EY!
i do beards wayyyyyy wayyyyy WAYYYYYYYYY better than protege.
i'm willing to put money on that.
moving on.
my dearest protege,
you're so amazing.
i love talking to you and looking at ghetto booties with you.
i am certain we'd make the most awesomest of real life friends.
except i wouldn't drink or smoke with you.
i'd wake you up in the morning with a super loud rattling tambourine though!
happy hangover!
thank you for being friendly.
i appreciate you sooooooooooo much.
don't ever leave me...
says the girl who leaves ep every few months without notice.
i love you!
sincerely,
b.