I've started using this as a bio on dating sites, maybe I should be taking it more seriously:

I am a 24 year old college grad looking for a woman with brains.  They can be large or small, but must be packed with lots of chewable content and essential vitamins and minerals.  Your area of study can be anything, I love to learn, so long as it has honed your taut lobes into an electrifying engine of calculation.  If you have a large, succulent brain, preferable garnished with a sarcastic wit and an athletic figure, please contact me for long, exhausting sessions of mutual cerebral stimulation.

And lastly, although smart chicks can leave me drooling and unable to form coherent sentences, I am not, in fact, a zombie.


Honir Honir
26-30, M
4 Responses Feb 13, 2009

No, fortunately, she's just the crazy one... all three of her :P

How do you know so much about my exes? <br />
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Oh Man. That is great. You will have to inform us if this strategy worked well. I would assume it attracts the kind of minds you are looking for.

Oh I agree!! I prefer men and women with brains. Once the sex is old -- that is what you are left with, right? And - nope - not a zombie!