For Serious?

So in order to be a "proper young lady" I can't:

Burp loudly (It just comes out even if you think it doesn't)

Fart in public (it's a natural thing, get over it)

Slouch when sitting (eventhough it is SO much more comfortable and doesn't hurt my back)

Wear teni shoes whenever I want - even with a skirt or dress

Tell obnoxious jokes to people

Run around in stores

Laugh uncronollably whenever I can

Kiss someone in public even if I really like them

Oh well...forget you...
Lonliness Lonliness
18-21, F
3 Responses Jul 12, 2010

Lol you agentj23, it may not be pretty, but there are some people (not all old men either) that will take a dump on the side of the road or in the parking lot. <br />
And I never considered farting to be the equivalent of pooping in public...

i am not a moral apostle :))) but want you to see an old man crap on the sidewalk? ... :)))<br />
... "(it's a natural thing, get over it)"

There show alot of thought and originality. Thank you