A List Of My Favorites

1) I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

2) I heard milk was good for you but, DAMN! How much did you drink?

3) Hey baby. Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you.

4) Do you have a Bandaid? I cut my knee falling for you.

5) Are you going to kiss me? Or do I have to lie to my diary.

6) I'm not trying to impress you or anything. But I'm Batman.

7) When God made you, he was showing off.

8) You must be a Snickers. Because you satisfy.

9) Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?

10) [Hold out hand] Hey, would you hold this for me while I go on a walk?
PotPrincess PotPrincess
22-25, F
2 Responses Sep 23, 2012

Yeah XD. But not gonna lie if someone came up to me with the Skittles one, I wouldn't mind. That is my favorite pickup line of all time XD.

Ahahaha yeah that's horrible! XD Pick-up lines suck anyways, the best one is "Hi." lol.