They call me "coffee ", I grind so fine.
I actually laughed when a guy said that to me once. Then of course he hung around all night thinking he was 'in'. It didn't go anywhere, but he was funny to listen to.
The freakiest was after this guy bought me a second drink he wanted to know if I would go back to his place and would it be 'ok' if he got naked and sucked on my toes. He said 'I wouldn't have to do anything sexual'.
-- I said no.
It might not had been that bad, and if I was on my 4th drink instead of the 2nd who knows?