A Couple Memorable Experiences

The worst: Should i call you for breakfast or just nudge you?

When I was dating, I never needed a line. But after 26 years of marriage, I had to develope one. It goes like this. "Oh, please, honey. Oh honey, please ..... honey ? ..... honey? ..... honey? Where are you going, honey?

Coffee, tall black.

So have you had that as a chat up line, Annabelle? Did it work? :)

In my youth... many years ago... I worked bars and nightclubs.

I had one "gentleman" customer who came in every Thursday night. He was a very good tipper... tipped me a twenty with his first order and got the best service I could provide the rest of the night. So I was always hovering nearby and overheard his technique many times.

Anyway....

He always used the same approach. He'd spot a nubile young woman and ask if he could join her. If a "yes" happened he'd sit down introduce himself ask her name and say: "Sally are you going to **** me tonight? Because if you're not interested I won't offer you a drink and I won't bother you while you look over the available men."

If he got a no he'd thank her for her time and move on.

If he got another yes (usually accompanied with a giggle or big laugh) he'd buy the next round, dance with her and get to know her a bit. Never in a big rush to leave, once the question was asked and answered he was very personable and respectful and the ladies always seemed to be having a good time.

I worked that club for two years... he went home with a woman EVERY Thursday night.

Many times, (in my dating days, a thousand years ago,) I would go an a first date with a lady, and she would use a line like, "Let's get this out of the way so we can relax and have a nice evening. Are you going to take me to bed or not?" Or she would just ask point blank if I wanted to ****. In all cases, we finished the drink, (usually the first,) and left. It seems like virtually every lady I met was that way. I was shooting pool with some friends, once, and the female manager of the bar was watching. I said, "What do you want?". She said, "You.". Women are, in my experience, very very aggressive themselves. I didn't make this up. And I was kind of a shy guy. I don't think I ever in my life asked a lady to come home with me. I didn't have a chance to. Explain that. I would be very interested. Believe me, I have NEVER considered myself God's guift to women.

Exbm52, do you lick your eyebrows or use your paws? lol

I don`t use chat-up lines. . . I just stand there and lick my eyebrows.

I have always been too shy to use lines on the ladies, but my gabble of bull **** seemed to work well. I guess they just liked the way I wiggled my ears. lol

Can't blame a guy for trying and maybe the "coffee" line actually worked sometimes because it was so funny and so pitiful it could be kind of disarming.

LOL if you where naked in front of me I might struggle to just stay sucking your toes!