So, I having been single for about a year and half now. I thought it was time to step up my game and hit the social scene with my friends, which i have been doing for the past 2 months.
This usually involves a few pub crawls in my local town and having to endure the half drunk man, full of false confidence, armed with what he thinks is the gift of the gab.
A few weeks ago, I am waiting in line for entry into a nightclub, when this guy comes over and starts chatting to my friend (who he knows quite well) and starts asking how her kids are. He then turns to me and says -
"How many kids have you got?"
"None" I reply.
Do you want one, gorgeous?
Wtf??? I mean, does that ACTUALLY work for you?? (obviously not, I'm guessing)
So, we gets in the club, then this other guy stalks over to the bar where me and my friend are waiting to be served and says-
"Alright, sugar t*ts, can i buy you a drink.
Em, I like Mel Gibson too, but i dont think that line worked for him either!!
Maybe it's me. Perhaps i should change my venues for socialising. I am out again on Saturday so I will be sure to update as I am pretty certain there will be more.