With Sincere Apologies To Dr. Seuss And All His Fans, But I Couldn't Resist

One ****
two *****
Fat *****
Thin *****

Black *****
White *****
Old *****
New *****

This one has
a little scar

This one one won't go in so far.
Say! What a lot
of ***** there are.

Yes. Some are fat. And some are thin.
Some are long.  Some won't go in.
Some are big
And some are small.
And some just won't stay hard at all.

Why are they fat or thin
or soft or odd?
I do not know.
Just go ask God.



Some are thin.
And some are fat.
The fat one has
a rubber hat.

From there to here,
from here to there,
funny *****
are everywhere.

There are some
who just can't ***
Not even for fun

in the hot, hot sun.

Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
What a lot
of funny ***** go by.

Some have two veins
and some have four.
Some have six veins
and some have more.

Where do they come from? I can't say.

But I bet they're *******
at least once a day.
womaninbliss womaninbliss
51-55, F
18 Responses Jul 29, 2010

thanks Chronimax!

Maybe you're right oldboxy!!

Wonderful Bliss. I don't think you need to apologize to Dr. Suess, I think he would like it very much, and would laugh out loud with the rest of us.

Glad it made you smile vignette!!

One may say <br />
to answer how many ***** in a day<br />
<br />
For each spurt<br />
on a towel or picture<br />
when the **** squirts<br />
on the literature<br />
<br />
Of the ***** that brought the **** to attention<br />
making it need the satisfaction.

well I hope you're not expecting any sympathy m2bf ... thanks for the comment tho!!

Great one Bliss. I'll try my hand when my **** is less sore!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

Oh WiB ,,,, another dare... Surely you can spare Constancia a bit of attention.

don't tempt me coyote!!

thanks all ... just a bit of fun with a classic ...

What great prose, I almost blew my coffee all over my monitor form laughing so hard.

I resemble that remark.<br />
<br />
Wonder what ever happened to Cindy Lou from Whoville ... looked like she'd turn into a fine woman one day ... 8)

touche mr. ndd!! lol<br />
<br />
glad it made you smile visualone ... yes, we've probably all seen our share of the different varieties!!

LOL <br />
What a naughty Ms Seuss<br />
With talent to spare<br />
And clever word use<br />
You take every dare<br />
<br />
Such a fine little ditty<br />
I can hardly keep from<br />
licking your kitty<br />
as you make me ***<br />
<br />
<br />
After reading my effort I think I'll confine my participation to writing prose....LOL

you're welcome ocb ... ((hugs))

haha Josie ... just having fun with the poem ... couldn't resist it.

Love it! Love it! Love it!<br />
<br />
Once a day would be a great diet to be on. '-)