Are They Really For Me?
I find it hard to belive that these suggestions are actually for me. I'm going to page through a few of these and just write the first comment that pops into my head when I see them.
Personalized Poetry fr
I am in College. I am so NOT in college. I could be the 40 year old freshman.
boygetsspanked Add as friend. Not if I'm the one that has to spank him. I'm sure he's a nice person. No offense intended.
I have a dog. I haven't had a dog since I was 11.
I hate it when people misspell my name. Because it's pretty hard to spell Dan.
I love Back Rubs. It's hard to hate getting a back rub but, thanks to my exwife, I HATE giving them. I could live the rest of my live without getting my back rubbed if it meant I'll never have to give one.
Stub Hub! Where fans buy and sell Sports, Concert & Theater Tickets for You! Yeah because the unemployed guy needs tickets to a concert.
I Love Christina. Who's Christina?
High Heels on Sale ShoeMall.com. Will they have them in my size?
I Have Pectus Carinatum. I looked this up. I'm glad there is a group for this but I don't have Pectus Carinatum.
I Am Always Improving Myself. It's hard to improve on perfection... LOL!
I Am An Angry Person. I am not an angry person. I may have my mad moments but I am most definitely not constantly angry
I Am Asking You To Please Pray For Me. Again I'm glad this group is here but there are many more people who deserve your prayers more than I.
I Am Patient. I am patient. Sadly I'm also a procrastinator. I'll join this one later.
I Can't Be Perfect. Wanna bet? I am totally perfect at being me.
Sorry EP but your suggestions suck.