I Am "illigaly Cohabitating" With My Significant Other...no Joke!No this is not a joke. Tea Party backed Florida lawmakers have passed a law (Florida statute 798.02) making it illegal to cohabitate with someone who is not their spouse, making it a crime punishable by a $500 fine and up to 60 days in jail.
"If any man or woman, not being married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together ... they shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree," the law states."
Forget unemployment, the real problem are the "fornicators" and their "lewdly and lasciviously" behavior.
According to 2010 U.S. Census figures, at least 544,907 Floridians reported being an "unmarried partner". Can you imagine the jail are going to be full and I suppose my friends that you may very well become my prison pen-palls.
Are these moron really for real?
MtnMig 36-40, M 38 Responses 9 Sep 4, 2011